Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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