Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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