Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm both gender and math confused
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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