he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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