i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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