So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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