I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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