He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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