I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
