he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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