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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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