Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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