fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
