I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
