I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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