spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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