Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She announced her abortion via fbk
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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