I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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