Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
