Already got asked if we're dating
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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