They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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