Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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