Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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