I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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