How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
