windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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