Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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