white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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