People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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