Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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