White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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