awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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