how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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