You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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