there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
