Got a toothbrush?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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