Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
