Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
home. puking in laundry basket.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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