i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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