Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
