who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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