woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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