Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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