i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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