I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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