Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize