Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I wear drunk well.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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