I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize