the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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