I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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