ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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