About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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