And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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