She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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