Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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